Alyx Rixius

Email: rixius+showdown@g#ail.com Twitter: @rixius

Education

1998-current

PhD, Pokemon Collector; Nintendo (Earth)

Thesis title: How much time is too much time for a single shiny? There does not exist a limit

Experience

Pokemon Sword:

Worked with Nerdo in a coordinated plot to tank the economy and strip ditto of all value.

Reasons to hype me as your frontrunner

• I have absurd and long-winded goals

• I’m not really all that impressive, but I do go far too far for a gag.